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Alternative methods............
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of letting someone know their fly is unzipped: The cucumber has left the salad. Robin has left the hood. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on your laptop. Your soldier ain't so unknown anymore. Quasimodo needs to go b...
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....and they say men dont listen
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Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really e...
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!
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Merry Christmas and Happy new year guys ! Hope you all have a good one and drink/eat as much as you want ! Hopefully there'll be plenty more to cheer about in British tennis come 2008
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Winter wonderland - an alternative christmas carol....tribute to Ricky Hatton and his fans
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Mayweather, are you listening? In the gym, sweat is glistening I'll eat you alive - and take you in five Walking in a Hatton Wonderland Cheerio to the pasties See ya beers, no more Astis I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed Walking in a Hatton Wonderland When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman Then pre...
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Festive snowboarding game
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The arcade was pretty popular last year, how about a festive challenge on this game: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/1092/ I got 723 1st run -- Edited by RobC at 13:06, 2007-12-23
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Lawyer jokes
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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All...
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The one in charge
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I ci...
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Bus Stop
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzip...
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My spellchecker
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Dedicated to all those who think nobody needs to learn to spell in these days of spellcheckers: I have a spelling checker It came with my PC It plane lee marks for my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea. Eye ran this pome rite threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in its weigh -- My checker tol...
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Happy Birthday Madeline.
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Hope you have a lovely day with lots of family and presents (possibly not in that order )
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Married life - joke thread
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out...
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School reports
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, I...
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Disorder in the American courts (2)
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ___________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________ ________ ATTORNEY: This myasthen...
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Where is mkkreuk?
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He has disappeared all of a sudden, it seems. -- Edited by Arka at 03:05, 2007-11-07
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The Summers over.....
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Summer time is at an end....well BST is....clocks go back an hour folks just in case anyone forgot....you get an extra hour into the bargain !!!
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Qantas
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After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said...
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How to greet an Englishman
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Rugby world cup jokes
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JASON ROBINSON, Andrew Sheridan and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says: "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Robinson first, he asks: "What do you believe?" Robins...
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Sally ?
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Anyone heardfrom Sally lately ?
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I'm New here
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Salam hello everyone! I'm Ashiq from Qatar,I like Tennis alot...I'm new here & I hope I'll get many friends here... Love
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Happy Birthdays, Toby, John and Rochelle.
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It's slightly late, but still...
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Follow RobC's progress in the Fastnet Race
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The race begins on Sunday at 10am. I'm sailing on a boat called "Habanero" - we're in Class 2C You can follow our progress here: http://fastnet.rorc.org/tracking.asp It's a 608- mile long race, and should take us about 5 days. The winners will be home in about 2! - but we can still beat the...
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My son's second USTA tournament
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Marcus second tournament: I am so sorry that this is late. I have been busy, but as your support was so great for my sons first tournament I wanted to let you know how he did in his second tournament. This tournament was the Montana State Junior Open. The appeal of this tournament is that the best players f...
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Where is Sheddie?
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He's lurking - reading posts 8 hours ago - and has been for a weekm but no posts since he took the weekend off...... Anyone got any ideas? Has he met the future Mrs Sheddie and had better things to do all week? Have the Sheddie parents put their feet down and limitd his internet time to 20 mins a day? Has hi...
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Tennis advice
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Just wondered whether some of you might be able to give some advice on something which is bothering me atm, to do with the mental aspect of the game. I've had a couple of matches recently which I should have won easily but just haven't taken my chances. I played a Czech guy a few days ago (bit of a counter-pu...
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