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My spellchecker
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Dedicated to all those who think nobody needs to learn to spell in these days of spellcheckers: I have a spelling checker It came with my PC It plane lee marks for my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea. Eye ran this pome rite threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in its weigh -- My checker tol...
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Happy Birthday Madeline.
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Hope you have a lovely day with lots of family and presents (possibly not in that order )
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Married life - joke thread
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out...
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School reports
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, I...
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Disorder in the American courts (2)
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ___________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________ ________ ATTORNEY: This myasthen...
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Where is mkkreuk?
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He has disappeared all of a sudden, it seems. -- Edited by Arka at 03:05, 2007-11-07
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The Summers over.....
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Summer time is at an end....well BST is....clocks go back an hour folks just in case anyone forgot....you get an extra hour into the bargain !!!
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Qantas
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After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said...
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How to greet an Englishman
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Rugby world cup jokes
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JASON ROBINSON, Andrew Sheridan and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says: "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Robinson first, he asks: "What do you believe?" Robins...
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Sally ?
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Anyone heardfrom Sally lately ?
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I'm New here
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Salam hello everyone! I'm Ashiq from Qatar,I like Tennis alot...I'm new here & I hope I'll get many friends here... Love
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Happy Birthdays, Toby, John and Rochelle.
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It's slightly late, but still...
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Follow RobC's progress in the Fastnet Race
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The race begins on Sunday at 10am. I'm sailing on a boat called "Habanero" - we're in Class 2C You can follow our progress here: http://fastnet.rorc.org/tracking.asp It's a 608- mile long race, and should take us about 5 days. The winners will be home in about 2! - but we can still beat the...
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My son's second USTA tournament
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Marcus second tournament: I am so sorry that this is late. I have been busy, but as your support was so great for my sons first tournament I wanted to let you know how he did in his second tournament. This tournament was the Montana State Junior Open. The appeal of this tournament is that the best players f...
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Where is Sheddie?
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He's lurking - reading posts 8 hours ago - and has been for a weekm but no posts since he took the weekend off...... Anyone got any ideas? Has he met the future Mrs Sheddie and had better things to do all week? Have the Sheddie parents put their feet down and limitd his internet time to 20 mins a day? Has hi...
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Tennis advice
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Just wondered whether some of you might be able to give some advice on something which is bothering me atm, to do with the mental aspect of the game. I've had a couple of matches recently which I should have won easily but just haven't taken my chances. I played a Czech guy a few days ago (bit of a counter-pu...
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insidebritishtennis.net by the LTA
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As the LTA could not use our domain name they came up with their own rather long-winded version.... http://www.insidebritishtennis.net/ Very basic so far but they have obviously seen what we do and see the need for something official !!!!!
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Welcome back johnnylad !
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Welcome back ! Where did u go on hols ?
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My son's first USTA tournament
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I wanted to let my friends/members here know that I have entered my son into his first tennis tournament. He is playing in the Bozeman City Tournament and entered into both the singles and the doubles at the 12 & under level (I will place links to both draws at the bottom of this). My son Marcus is only...
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Happy Birthday, Doug.
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Help with MTF if you can!
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I can't access MTF (menstennisforums) and need to send a message to someone. Someone with an account on the forum could they send a message to someone called Forever-Delayed with what i say below just copy and paste it if you can. Thank You to whoever can help! "Hi this is from Superhoops, he has no...
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What the best-dressed nobs are wearing to garden parties this year ...
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Would you believe you can now buy a Wimby umpire's jacket. Yes, really! Haute couture that's a snip at £420! I can think of one good reason for buying one - sneaking into the umpire's chair on Centre Court and seeing how long it takes for them to realise you're not a real one! Just think how many "Code...
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Google
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Atm, britishtennis.net is 10th on the google listings for "British tennis." To get more clicks and therefore, more members it needs to be higher. Google listings are determined mainly on the no of clicks a site gets for google. Eg: the LTA site is top because that gets the most clicks from...
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I am FREEE !!!!!!!!!
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 !!!!! Final exam finished this morning so I'll now be around much more on here. The full posting features are now back for me, is that the case for everyone ?
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