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Begging forbearance from our Scottish contingent:

Once upon a time. Scotland had huge reserve of oil, but now it's running out thanks to all that deep frying
(Scott Capurro)

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I have a racing snail. I took his shell off, as I thought it would make it even faster, but it just made it a little sluggish.

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I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it is hard to find 32 of them.
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I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it is hard to find 32 of them.
(Emo Phillips)

 I loved Emo!



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I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.
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Feels appropriate to say in this thread that , sadly, Tim Brooke-Taylor, of the Goodies, has died of Corona Virus, aged 79. Sad to hear and wish his family all the best.



-- Edited by JonH comes home on Sunday 12th of April 2020 12:46:23 PM

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Feels appropriate to say in this thread that , sadly, Tim Brooke-Taylor, of the Goodies, has died of Corona Virus, aged 79. Sad to hear and wish his family all the best.

Many hours spent over many years giggling, snickering, laughing and just generally enjoying the silliness and sharp wit of TBT on,'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'



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What do you call a cow with five legs?
Chernobull

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I've been reading in the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't.
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Here are three unwritten rules to life:
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With everyone panicking and stressed, I decided to get myself the cure-all for the current situation.
So, I bought myself a tiny abacus. After all, it's the little things that count.

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An ancient Greek playwright walked into a tailors, holds up a pair of trousers, and says, 'My good man, I need you to mend these for me."
The tailor took the trousers, looked at the trousers, and then back at the playwright, and asked, "Euripides?"

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